I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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