In America we eat man semen.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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