yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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