he wants to bone in the snuggie
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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