so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Someone shattered a urinal.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
