Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
