By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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