I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Come see our sink grown plant.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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