Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Just cropdusted the office
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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