My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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