Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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