Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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