At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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