I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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