Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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