Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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