thus making me awesome and them whores
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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