quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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