Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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