Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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