Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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