i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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