But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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