Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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