were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize