Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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