Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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