This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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