So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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