That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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