I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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