i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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