Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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