So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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