whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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