suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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