It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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