I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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