I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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