2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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