help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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