Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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