Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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