Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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