No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We left the knife in your bed.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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