Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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