She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
