I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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