i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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