Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I think my nap took me to another dimension
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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