How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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