I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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