Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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