just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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